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A
ABC Sex:
- Only having sex on Anniversaries, Birthdays, Christmas etc…
- How sad! Really? How is this possible? PLEASE aspire to have sex at least once a day!
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B
Balls:
- Can be used in place of Fuck, Shit, Crap or Damnit to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc.
- It's more about how they are fondled and kissed.
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C
Cock Block:
- To interfere with someone, usually male, who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex.
- We endeavor to never block any cock from any 'prized' pussy. Self-defeating.
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D
Deviant:
- A person or thing that departs markedly from the accepted norm.
- >Someone you would rather not find next to you in bed.
Dick:
- The male genitals, An abrasive man, Short-form for "Richard"
- In appearance, when hard, it resembles a rocket on the launching pad, and it has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy. Just as a rocket can send a satellite into orbit, it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat.
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E
Erection:
- A distended and rigid state of an organ or part containing erectile tissue, ie. The penis.
- The process of where blood from one head rushes to another, to help procreate the Species.
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F
Fetishism:
- Excessive or blind devotion.
- Sexual excitement made by what you are or could be or not wearing at this moment.
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G
Genie of the Clit:
- When a female climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy.
- "Open Says Me" is not required; then again, it can be suggested..
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H
Harlots and Studs:
- A female capable of frequently having casual sexual relation with different partners and is completely un-descriminative in the choice of sexual partners, hence being appreciated by everyone she knows. Also known as a sex saint. A male of the same persuasion, but called a stud.
- "I would love to go out with you, I am a Harlot after all!" AND "Yeah, there were so many desperate girls and so few guys at that party that Ralp became a total Stud."
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I
Impotent:
- The inability to arouse the penix, often times caused by servere trauma.
- What we, Deviant Minds, are here to prevent from happening.
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J
Jealous:
- When someone doesn't like another for no known reason other than not being like them.
- A way of bragging about our Deviant Minds.
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K
Knackered:
- Exhausted. Sexually spent. Reprimanded. Broken/malfunctional.
- We aspire to be Knackered on a daily basis.
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L
Lust:
- A large physical attraction for an individual that is sometimes uncontrollable and completely unreasonable.
- The other four letter word meaning "I love you for this minute, but don't talk, just let me lick you everywhere."
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M
Masterbation:
- The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
- Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.
Mind:
- Reason, sanity or sound mental condition, a way of thinking and feeling.
- Someone you would still rather not find next to you in bed.
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N
Nom de strip:
- A name assumed during sexual activity, when an alias might be advisable.
- So it’s like a bar name?
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O
Orgy:
- Sex involving many partners all at once in the same bed, or not.
- Isn't this called Team Work?
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P
Procrasturbating:
- Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
- They have a word... for what I mostly do all day? Cool!
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Q
Quickie:
- A quick paced version of ‘normal’ sex.
- A five minute romp to keep your sex life spontaneous.
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R
Rimrack:
- A sexual act in which one partner licks/sucks/nibbles/etc. his or her partner's butthole.
- Don't question it! Just add it to your oral enjoyment!
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S
Sensuous:
- Perceived by or the affecting the senses; Readily affected through the senses.
- Blind fold me, dip me in chocolate, lick me from head to toe, then watch me explode.
Sex Act:
- Sexual intercourse, copulation.
- Where panting and sweating were invented.
Slippery Snail:
- The female version of the Tea Bag that results in a trail of vaginal mucous reminiscent of a snail slime trail.
- The new Social Media Website, for the Adult Industry.
Soul Mate or Soulmate:
- The other half of your being.
- The one who irritates the hell out of you by being a morning person.
Straddle:
- To walk, stand or sit with legs wide apart; stand or sit astride.
- An option of with or without spurs, the position she prefers.
Swaffelen:
- A way to drive the woman of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression. (Women can, but only when they are in possession of sex toys.)
- Slap your penis against any object, preferably your partner’s…..whatever.
Swingers:
- The persons who enjoy sexual relations outside their otherwise fidelitous relationship
- Everyone wants and needs little ‘strange’ now and then.
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T
Toast Sex:
- The act of intercourse between two pieces of toast inwhich the peices of toast rub against one another in an up and down motion. Occasionally toast babies result in the form of crumbs. This can be prevented along with the tranferences of toast STD's, with the use of marmalade. The act of making crumbs can also be considered a sign of arousal.
- Toast: "We made toasty toasty love all night long, she makes me curmb every time!
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U
Urine Balls:
- A British term for "One who masterbates". Commonly used as an insult.
- Wankers can't be trusted with their own dicks, let alone anyone else's.
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V
Valentine
- Something invented to make the rest of us single people feel like lonely shit.
- A sweetheart chosen to receive a greeting on Saint Valentine's Day; "Will you be my Valentine?"
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W
Wanker
- A commonly used Australian/British/New Zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass.
- It all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
- Seems we are all a bunch of wankers. At one time or another, actually...
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X
X-Rated:
- Lewd, obscene (x is the most censorious rating in a system that rates
movies based on sexual content and violence)
- Not everyone can have 50 TB of porn… at home of course.
XShare:
- XShare is strictly for finding pornographic videos.
- Some of our best inspirations cum from there!
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Y
YLS:
- Stands for Your Like Sucks, but our favorite is You Little Slut.
- YLS is a compliment honey!
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