Sexy and Funny Quotes:
- I have steadk at home. Why go out for a hamburger?... Paul Newman
- There is nothing more interesting in this world to me than my own orgasm… and nothing more boring than yours… Dennis Miller
- All great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction... Marya Mannes
- Men make love more intensely at 20 but make love better at 30... Catherine II of Russia
- It is not enough to conquer; one must know how to seduce... Voltaire
- I was wondering what the religion of the country is - and all I could come up with is Sex!... Clare Boothe Luce
- Masturbation is something that perhaps should be taught... Joycelyn Elders
- Eating and sex are human nature... Ancient Chinese Proverb
- Is it not life? Is it not the thing?... Lord Byron
- I tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it!!! Dusty Springfield
- I sometimes think novelists write about sex in order to avoid boring themselves to death... Walker Percy
- The books say we're supposed to have penis envy. But look who wrote the Book... Yoko Ono
- Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety and after lunch... George Burns
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand... Anonymous
- Oral Sex: The taste of things to come... Anonymous
- Sex is an emotion in motion... Mae West
- Sex without love is merely healthy exercise... Robert A. Heinlin
- No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody... Rita Mae Brown
- Great food is like great sex - the more you have, the more you want... Gael Greene
- Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach failed geography... Robert Byrne
- Sex is hardly ever just about sex... Shirley MacLaine
- We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation... Lily Tomlin
- Boredom is often the cause of promiscuity, And always its result... Mignon McLaughlin
- Too many people over value what they are not... and under value what they are... Malcolm Forbes
- Life is tough. It’s even tougher when you’re stupid… John Wayne
- An Orgasm a day keeps the doctor away… Mae West
- Men aren’t attracted to me by my mind. They’re attracted to what I don’t mind… Gypsy Rose Lee
- Sex is a conversation carried out by other means… Peter Ustinov
- Sex is the Tabasco Sauce, which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course in the menu… Mary Day Winn, Adam’s Rib 1931
- Being a sex symbol has to do with an attitude, not looks. Most men think its looks, most women know otherwise… Kathleen Turner
- Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are not important… Henry Miller
- Life without sex might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull… H.L. Mencken
- It isn’t called pre-marital sex… If you never plan on getting married… George Burns
- I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me… Hunter S. Thompson
- The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble… John Barrymore
- The seduction emanating from a person of uncertain or dissimulated sex is powerful… Colette
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